Vegetable Sprite

plantfeyleastanimated

Stats	HD 1 (4) BR 0 Size 5' Weight 6# Max. Load 4# Run 40'
Group	1d6 potting / 3d6 patch / 2d6 × 5 field
Desc.	Uprooted vegetables with rootlike limbs. No faces. Pattering feet, cracking stems.
Wants	Rich soil, shiny things, compost. Hates herbivores with religious intensity.
Intellect	Stupid. Easily distracted mob mentality. Fixates on bright lights.
Morality	Surprisingly little. Will maul a farmer over a grudge.

Tiny Fists (Natural Weapon): 1 Physical.
Flashy Spectacle: You are entranced by displays of magic and other flashy and colorful effects like fireworks. If a spell is cast or other spectacle occurs, you must Save or stare entranced for 1 Round.

The spirits of least vegetables and plants, risen for some troublesome purpose.

Treasure: Delicious vegetables — potentially chopped, roasted, or skewered in advance.

When Eaten

Remarkably fresh and crisp, as though picked moments ago. Slightly warm.

No special effect, but eating a creature that was recently trying to kill you is its own reward. Farmers consider it poetic justice.

What Vegetable?

d66	What Vegetable?
11–13	Carrot — Laying in wait in the garden as an ambush.
14–16	Cabbage — Chittering animatedly in a fairy ring.
21–23	Bok choy — Mauling a local farmer.
24–26	Radish — Dancing around a deer head on a pike.
31–33	Pumpkin — Running off with bushels of stolen grains.
34–36	Onion — Collecting shiny treasures from everywhere in reach.
41–43	Turnip — Taking baths in a stream or river.
44–46	Garlic — Mocking charades of the locals.
51–53	Eggplant — Standing hypnotized in a huge crowd, watching a windmill rotate.
54–56	Tomato — Herding a hostage family out of town. Villagers are panicked.
61–63	Broccoli — Sunbathing in the blood of a creature.
64–66	Potato — A rain dance; 3-in-6 chance of success.

Cause for Vegetable Uprising

d66	Cause for Vegetable Uprising
11–13	Fairy convinced them they should be eating people.
14–16	Local garden has gotten tired of the rabbit infestation (and negligent farmers).
21–23	Dehydrated. Blood is as good as water.
24–26	Believe they're owed some of the farm's wealth. Does not know what wealth is.
31–33	Orchestrated by one species of crop that isn't moving, hoping the others die.
34–36	Soil's gone bad. They're raiding local compost heaps and making corpses.
41–43	Garden is too shaded; warring with the neighbors for better land.
44–46	Apprentice magician must be beheaded for his faux pas.
51–53	Migration. No reason why. The locals will starve if their harvest runs away.
54–56	Wild, unproductive, unpalatable vegetables muscling in on good territory (fields).
61–63	Farmer with a grudge against the mayor has found a willing army.
64–66	The villagers have angered the local forest spirits.